...hand over the dictionary.

Let me just clear something up from the start... this blog is not designed to bash people who may or may not have commented on my grammar.  The title of may blog site was written "your" to prove a point, and here is that point...

So many times in the English Language there are words that mean many things but sound the same... take the word there, it is their, they're and there... all sound the same, all spelt different and have different meanings... all I can say to that is... WHY???  Most other languages have different sounding words for unique things.  It doesn't make sense that we have got to be different!!  You cannot tell me that there are people walking around saying to people "Hey did you see that over there?  And that's a there with an ere not a eir!!"  Or "You're looking great tonight, and that's as in your are and night with a ght!!"

Pls ppl, if u wanna pick on me typin, I will typ like dis! 
ttyl, and hand over the "net talk" dictionary!!

(I have opened the blog comments for anyone to post... feel free to add what you like!)

...pass the internal infection!

So today at Church we had a lunch / get together...
Whilst cooking on the new BBQ at my sis's place, me and the bro in-law pondered... 
Why in the world would manufacturers of BBQ's put fake non-stick on the surface!! 
Seriously, if I wanted to make people sick, I would undercook the chicken, or just cook majorly frozen meats like some I know.
Wake-up makers of the BBQ who shall be un-named (unless your reading and want to chuck me a freebie, Jackaroo)

Chuck us the internal infection when your done!!

... can you erase the blackboard?

School is in!!  And low and behold, all the blackboards have been eraticated and infiltrated by the "Whiteboard Clan"! 
Smart boards are all the rage these days, but give me the good ol' blackboard any day. 
How is a teacher supposed to crack it at the kids by breaking chalk and throwing the bits at the kids??
Whiteboard markers don't break too easy you know!
Bring back the blackboard and the clapping of the chalk-dust filled dusters!!

... hand over the bucket of ice!!

Man, I don't know about you, but these nights are killing me!!  25 last night and I don't want to know what it is right now!!  
10 days ago I was sitting in a bar in Nagano, Japan (home of the 1998 winter olympics [name dropper I know]) and it got to a massive -20oC overnight!!  Now I come home to this weather of 40oC!! 
I will take two Winters over one Summer ANY DAY!!!

Wanna trade??  Oh, and don't forget to get more ice for the bucket while your up!!

... can you pass the allen key?

After the 5 hours of shopping at the famous Ikea... Shopping while trying to digest their rubber schnitzel that they sell... I spent 5 hours putting all the stuff together, don't get me wrong, the stuff we got was good and was cheap... but I was quite annoyed that I had to provide my tools for the job, all except the kitchen chairs. Thanks Ikea, now I have 6 identical Allen keys!